Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Stephen Harper: Illegitimate To The Fuckin' Core

According to Stephen "Hey Guys, I'm COOL!" Harper, the upcoming same-sex marriage vote lacks legitimacy because it will only pass with the support of the Bloc Quebecois.

Harper branded Bill C-38 the product of an illegitimate union. "I think because this bill is only being passed with the support of the BQ, I think it will lack legitimacy with most Canadians. The truth is most federalist MPs will oppose this legislation," he said.

Funny, I seem to remember that a few short weeks ago, ol' Mr. Harper was trying to bring down the government by opposing the budget - and almost succeeded...

BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING BLOC!

So, ending pointless discrimination against gays and lesbians isn't right because it will only happen because of the Bloc, but bringing down the government would have been just dripping with "legitimacy"?

What's with that, Stevie? Is this a bad morning after? Personally, I think that you woke up next to a seperatist one morning and started to feel guilty and insecure about yourself. You've been struggling with your feelings for years, haven't you? You're thinking, "I'm sick... but maybe I was born this way..." Every time you slip under the covers with a Frenchman, you know that you'll regret it in the morning, but it's the heat of the moment... the passion... the real and hidden you coming out to play before being crammed back down...

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