Kill 'Em All and Let God Sort 'Em Out - Patricularly Televangelists

This is funny in a strange way. Jimmy Swaggart, ex-Ministries of God televangelist, gay-basher and all-around shithead hatemonger par excellence threatened to kill any gay guy who would have the audacity to make goo-goo eyes at him. His words: "I'd kill him and tell God he died."

Of course, he has since been forced to make sort of a non-apology:

"If it's an insult, I certainly didn't think it was, but if they are offended, then I certainly offer an apology," he told the Associated Press.

So, what he's saying is: I hate them fags, and if a guy hits on me, I'll kill him - and I'm truly sorry if that was offensive to homosexuals. For all intents and purposes, that's like someone saying "Man, the Holocaust rocked! We should do that more often! Sorry if any Jews, Gypsies, Catholics, homosexuals, Ploes, political dissidents, or mentally handicapped people are offended, but boy, do I love genocide!"

Those who live in glass houses, Jimmy - if a televangelist ever looks at me, I'll disembowel him with my house keys and shit in the gaping wound, ensuring both humiliation and a terrible infection if the whole cutting the guts out of them doesn't do the trick. And I'm sorry if that offends any televangelists, but that's just how it is.

I'll be sure to tell Him you died. Then, Jimmy-boy, you'll really get to see if God has forgiven you for screwing all of those cheap hookers back in the 80s.